Monday, December 22, 2008

oh fuck.
i typed an extremely long entry.
and now its all gone.
arrrrgh.
-pullshairout.
i cant stand blogger.
i cant stand so many other things people too.
yes. bitching time.
am feeling in the mood right now.

firstly.
the stalker.
[gawd. you are so.. tsk. you like her cos of someone's
influence okay. and i cant believe you actually stalk her?!
thats so perverted. i dont even stalk my numbers. i think
thats too much. i dont go out of my way just to see them.
you do. cant believe you stalked her. and you stalk her
all the time. urgh. you disgust me.]

second.
the ripoff.
[urgh. you're such a ripoff. look at your nick. you're
copying my style. thats so sick. dont you have any
originality? urgh. and its not only that. you like her cos
everyone else has a crush and you feel odd cos you dont have
one. and being desperate you chose a pig as a crush. -rollseyes.
you think its so cool to have crushes isit? well then you dont
really love yours. you just like her cos everyone else has a
crush. like i said before. and thats so lame. you make me sick.
and you are so acbc. you think you're so pretty and cool huh?
well im telling you now. you're not.]

third.
the bitch.
[i do NOT suck up to her. if i do then what are you? you're
the ultimate bootlicker. trying to act cool huh? you are so NOT
cool. you think the seniors like you so much isit. well they dont.
and i do not have the time to write to her to gossip about you.
i have muchmuch more important things to ask. she also doesnt have
the time to write back to gossip more about you. she and i arent so
free. and what business is it of yours what i write to her about?
how do you even know i write to her? and how do you know she daos
you after i wrote to her. maybe she daoed you even before that. you
just didnt realize it. and why should she not dao you. hello? she's
a senior. she doesnt have to smile and wave at you all the time. and
you say im dao. well have you ever wondered why im dao to you and not
to others? ha. bet you havent. maybe its cos you are really annoying.
no wait. its not maybe. it is. cant believe i actually used to like
you. i mean as a fren. yuckk. i was blind then. but dont worry. now
i can see. very clearly. fuck you BITCH.]

ahhh. yes thats better. bitched enough already.
oh and i just love my ultra shuai daddy :)
as in chuyin k. not my father. haha.
she gets shuaier each time i see her. ahaha.
well. gotta go. bye.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

hey.
having cs.
im still not allowed to go online.
till after exams.
and anyway my comp is virus-ed.
styoopid.
ha.
and some people actually think i like
siying.
just coz in my chinese book which i left
in the canteen last thursday, i wrote
"sy" all over inside.
those are my initials.
yessssssssss they are.
some people wrote "i love siying" all over my book.
uh.
retarded?
yep. guess thats it.
hah.
i only love one. and that one.
yeah so get that clear.
oh and i got a no.4 :)
but no.2, 3 and 4 i dont really like.
i just like to look at them coz they're cute :)
yep. but i only love one.
yeah i know thats repeated.
heh.
went to town on sunday with mer and rachel.
bought lotsa presents :)
so many people's birthdays are in may.
haha.
spent dunno how much money.
heh. dont really care.
ha. anyway i gotta go.
i love skittles [especially the red ones] :)
haha.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Just a test

Let's see of the new version of w.bloggar will take care of the errors.

Still squirrelly

I posted a single entry, but then tried editing and posting and received the same error. Why does it work once and then not again? Beats the hell out of me.

It looks like there's still a few 'bugs' (Microsoft calls these features) to work out of the system.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Mexican Smuggler

Mexican Smuggler

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?"
"Sand," answered Juan.
The guard says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the bike." The guard detains Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. He releases Juan and lets him cross the border.
A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks, "What's in the bags?"
"Sand," says Juan.
The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.
This sequence of events is repeated every day for three years. Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a Cantina in Mexico.
"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about...Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"
Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."

oh yeah

oh yeah
and my dad always claimed that when my older brother was younger, he had done a projectile shit-missile and my dad had leapt up and caught it.

i think he was chatting shit though

Friday, October 17, 2008

30 Minutes To A Cleaner House

30 Minutes To A Cleaner House

You're getting company in 30 minutes. Your house is a mess.

WHAT WILL YOU DO?

SECRET TIP 1: DOOR LOCKS
If a room clearly can't be whipped into shape in 30 days--much less 30 minutes--employ the Locked Door Method of cleaning. Tell anyone who tries to go in the room that the door is intentionally locked. CAUTION: It is not advisable to use this tip for the bathroom.
Time: 2 seconds

SECRET TIP 2: DUCT TAPE
No home should be without an ample supply. Not only is it handy for plumbing repairs, but it's a great way to hem drapes, tablecloths, clothes, just about anything. No muss, no fuss.
Time: 2-3 minutes

SECRET TIP 3: OVENS
If you think ovens are just for baking, think again. Ovens represent at least 9 cubic feet of hidden storage space, which means they're a great place to shove dirty dishes, dirty clothes, or just about anything you want to get out of sight when company's coming.
Time: 2 minutes

SECRET TIP 4: CLOTHES DRYERS
Like Secret Tip 3, except bigger. CAUTION: Avoid hiding flammable objects here.
Time: 2.5 minutes

SECRET TIP 5: WASHING MACHINES & FREEZERS
Like Secret Tip 4, except even bigger.
Time: 3 minutes

SECRET TIP 6: DUST RUFFLES
No bed should be without one. Devotees of Martha Stewart believe dust ruffles exist to keep dust out from under a bed or to help coordinate the colorful look of a bedroom. The rest of us know a dust ruffle's highest and best use is to hide whatever you've managed to shove under the bed. (Refer to
Secret Tips 3, 4, 5.)
Time: 4 minutes

SECRET TIP 7: DUSTING
The 30-Minutes-To-A-Clean-House method says: Never dust under what you can dust around.
Time: 3 minutes

SECRET TIP 8: DISHES
Don't use them. Use plastic or paper and you won't have to.
Time: 1 minute

SECRET TIP 9: VACUUMING
Stick to the middle of the room, which is the only placepeople look. Don't bother vacuuming under furniture. It takes way too long and no one looks there anyway.
Time: 5 minutes, entire house; 2 minutes, living room only

SECRET TIP 10: LIGHTING
The key here is low, low, and lower. It's not only romantic, but bad lighting can hide a multitude of dirt.
Time: 10 seconds

SECRET TIP 11: BED MAKING
Get an old-fashioned waterbed. No one can tell if those things are made up or not, saving you hundreds of seconds over the course of a lifetime.
Time: 0

SECRET TIP 12: SHOWERS, TOILETS, AND SINKS
Forget one and two. Concentrate on three.
Time: 1 minute

SECRET TIP 13:
If you already knew at least 10 of these tips, don't even think about inviting a Martha Stewart type to your home.